Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Husband Buys Jukebox, Fucken Bashes C*nts

Our Winegums turned just 24 over the weekend, hip, hip, hip. To celebrate, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil splashed out and nabbed his bride a vintage ’50s jukebox.

We had a witty bon mot to add to that, but as you will see at the end of this excerpt, Saint Victoria Newton has reliably beaten us to the punch.

Through his mate from band Add N To (X), he managed to get his grubby hands on an original Fifties jukebox complete with vintage vinyl singles — just like the one used by The Fonz in Happy Days. At least it makes a pleasant change from a bag of smack.

Victoria then goes on to bring the epic lulz by offering her suggestions for a playlist the juke could be programmed with:

1.Smack My Bitch Up – The Prodigy
2. Drugs Don’t Work – The Verve
3. Brown Sugar – Rolling Stones
4. Golden Brown – The Stranglers
5. White Lines – Grandmaster Flash
6. Needles And Pins – The Searchers
7. Perfect Day – Lou Reed
8. Toxic – Britney Spears
9. Ebenezer Goode – The Shamen
10.And, er, Rehab – Amy Winehouse

ROFLCATS!

Meanwhile, Blake is not all sunshine and rainbows, appearing in court next month after allegedly smashing a barman in the gob and winning more points towards his Best Human In The World crown.

We’re surprised they didn’t wheel out the old “not-so-Civil” gags again…