Zac Efron Heading To Australia, Wettex Considering Production Of New Drool Mop
Super choice hottie and High School Musical star Zac Efron has been announced as the host of the upcoming Nickelodeon Australian Kids Choice Awards in October, sending young girls (and not so young girls, and guys) into a frenzy of squee.
“I’m so excited to be coming to Australia to host Nick’s Kids Choice Awards,” Efron said. “I can’t wait to get down there and slime all the Aussie kids – it’s going to be a blast.”
If you are wondering what he is talking about, don’t worry – “slime” is not some hep new street slang, but rather what happens to selected celebrity guests at the Kids Choice awards, much like (for you oldies) what used to happen if you said “No” on You Can’t Do That On Television.
And if this item does nothing for you, we suggest you see Hairspray immediately.
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tthis guy is climbing up the ladder really fast, but am rutin’ 4 him! woooooohooooooo!
YCDToTV correction: You got slimed if you said “I don’t know”, and had h2o poured on you if you said “water”… like, duh!