Winehouse Round-Up: Evicted From Hotel, Going On Holiday, Longing For Less Punnable Surname

That zany madcap Amy Winehouse just can’t get out of the news, with a new morning bringing plenty of new Amy updates. The Mirror’s 3AM reports that Amy and husband Blake Fielder-Civil have been booted from another hotel (do they even have a home?) for disruptive behaviour, while Bizarre’s Victoria Newton has them jetting off on a health-giving tropical holiday.

While we have your attention, we’re going to start a running tally of all the Winehouse/Fielder-Civil-related puns and nicknames we have spotted.

Amy Declinehouse
Amy Wino
Amy Not-Fine-house
Amy Winegums
Alehouse
Flophouse
Camden Caner
Blake Not-So-Civil
Blake Uncivil
Sid & Nancy

Got any more? Send your favourites on a postcard to the usual address.