Week In Review: Week Of The Leopard Man

· We don’t even know your name, Naked Leopard Man, but you made our week.
· Annals of Wrist-Slap Justice: Lindsay Lohan gets seven misdemeanor charges. Nicole Richie gets 82 minutes and the backing of the Sheriff.
· Kid Nation: But child endangerment is the whole point!
· Brian Grazer puts the hot into 40kg weaklings.
· Any hope of an entertaining Emmy telecast, out.
· Amy Pascal slaps hers on the table.
· Star and Isaiah deserve each other.
· Come to think of it, Entourage has yet to explore the rich terrain of Ari Gold’s mother.
· Thespian Janeane Garofalo can play the blue to red spectrum.
· The Lurning Channel appreciates your input.
· America’s Got Talent. It also has this guy and David Hasselhoff.
· Mel Gibson’s OK, you’re OK.
· New Line helpfully reminds you that bullet-proofing your baby now easier than ever.
· Jerry Lewis fondly remembers an old friend.