They Aren’t Kidding When They Say Amy Pascal Can Run A Studio Like A Man

We thought it was a little strange when Sony chief Amy Pascal, THR’s Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood 2006 and one of the top-rated honourees in Premiere’s celebration of the industry’s most influential ladies, was left off Variety’s recent Women’s Impact Report, but now it all makes sense: The trade didn’t want to ruin the surprise that it had awarded her its highest honour, an official promotion to Man, for an incredible year of directing her studio to the lead in motion picture marketshare. We congratulate Pascal on this recognition, and can’t wait until someone sends us a cameraphone photo of the many baskets of bananas her new male peers are messengering over to ceremonially welcome her into their fraternity.

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