The Veronicas Dye Hair, Launch Single, Make It Okay For Your Seven-Year-Old To Dress Like A Tattooed Pop Punk Hottie, Too!

Making hairdressing waves the magnitude of which have not been seen since Jessica Simpson went brunette, The Veronicas have given themselves follicular makeovers to celebrate the upcoming release of their new single, Hook Me Up. News Ltd is particularly thrilled with The Veronicas’ new ‘dos, providing a five-photo gallery devoted solely to that item (though we are more concerned with finding out just where Lisa has managed to get her hands on the “show only” Donna Karan pink lipstick, LOL VOGUE FORUMS).

However, as if that wasn’t exciting enough, the twin popstrelles will also be launching their Tarjay range (a kiddy/tween spin on the successful Designers For Target ranges that puts the “kinderwhore” back in kinder) tomorrow and plan to touch lots and lots of money in a special way.

They launch their new range for Target tomorrow at the Miranda store from 2.30pm and have even agreed to work the cash registers.

The report did not mention how Lisa and Jess plan to handle thrifty nannas paying entirely in five-cent-pieces, shoppers who can’t find their FlyBuys cards or shifty-looking women clutching each one of the pieces in every size whilst screaming down their phone something about “Ebay! Ebay!”