The Only Thing We Can Be Bothered Saying About Last Night’s Idol…
… is hows about that idiot Hillsonger praising Jesus repeatedly for having gotten through Straight Lines by Silverchair?
We doubt the Messiah had anything to do with your ability to belt out the tune, young lady, and if he – for some bizarre and unknown-to-all-but-the-Higher-Powers reason – decided to actually help someone out with their performance of the song, we’re pretty sure he would have preferred to gets his hands dirty sorting out Daniel Johns’ bong-addled voice before Mr Imbruglia’s appearance on the American talk show circuit.
IT IS EXTREMELY EGOTISTICAL TO ASSUME THAT, DURING THIS PARTICULARLY TROUBLED TIME ON PLANET EARTH, GOD AND/OR HIS OFFSPRING DEVOTE THEIR PRECIOUS RESOURCES TO ENSURING YOU BECOME A FUCKING POP STAR, YOU BLITHERING FOOL.
Bitch, please.
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But will you still be laughing when the poor girl hits a bum note during her pivotal solo performance of “Jesus Loves Me, Yes I Know”, and Dicko gets halfway through a withering put-down only to be struck by a freak bolt of lightning?
Oh. Well, yes. So would I.