The Mid-Morning Wrap Up

While you were sleeping:
· Hollywood oozes transAtlantic hospitality, offers Posh prime-time role as skinny white bitch herself.
· 50 Cent disses K-Fed, isn’t quite as enamoured by his talents as myriad of casting directors.
· OK! mag discovers conscience, refuses to shell out $US1.7 MILLION for The Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead née Stern Story.
It’s still good:
· The higher-intelligence of Americans amuse us muchly.
· Our nomination for Bachelor of the Year.
· Acne-product endorsements, here he comes!