The Big Chart Of US BB8 Biases

If, after reviewing the footage captured by America’s Big Brother 8’s exclusive Intolerance Cam, you still find yourself unclear about the specific prejudices of the show’s houseguests, we recommend that you study the Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. blog’s illuminating, meticulously constructed “Better Know a Big Brother 8 Bias” chart. If we were the betting kind, we’d put our money on Tommy Lee doppleganger Dick to win it all; his position at the centre of the chart seems to indicate that he’s the best equipped to form a staggering variety of alliances based on ignorance about virtually any race, gender, or creed.

• Better Know a BB8 Bias [Whiskey, Tango. Foxtrot]