Mr Boombastic Not Pleased By Spice Girls Reunion, In No Hurry To Claim Critical Outburst Wasn’t Him

While the rest of us are frantically thinking of all the different postal addresses we can use to enter the Spice Girls World Tour ticket ballot, one influential and internationally renowned thinker has made it quite clear just how he feels about the reunion, no doubt leaving the pop fivesome with no choice but to call the whole thing off.

We are, clearly, talking about Shaggy, who has been making a fuss regarding the Spicies’ tour. Evidently, and blasphemously, he was never a fan in the first place!

He shuddered: “I’m not looking forward to it. I didn’t look forward to the first one.

“I don’t see why I should look forward to the second one.”

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He reckons he knows why they’re doing it though: “I think Victoria just feels like she has some broke friends and wants to help them out.

Mmm, spoken like a man whose last album charted at #174!