Kylie Chooses To Focus What Is Truly Important In Life

Defamer Australia’s highly agitated UK Correspondent sent us an email this morning pointing out that the eldest Minogue sibling, clearly going mad with broodiness, is contemplating leaving showbiz to focus what’s important in life. And in no particular order, the important things in life appear to be Olivier Martinez, reproducing, and soft furnishings.

Last month Kylie Minogue was enjoying secret meetings with her former lover Olivier Martinez.

Now the diminutive singer is poised to hang up her hotpants and step down as the Princess of Pop.

The 39-year-old Aussie chanteuse has been telling friends she wants to “focus on what is truly important”.

She is currently completing a new album and has just finished shooting scenes for her role as Doctor Who’s sidekick in the BBC show’s Christmas special.

She is also finalising plans for her own soft furnishing line, due out next February.

Our surly UK Correspondent signed off his fuming missive to us regarding Kylie’s newfound sense of perspective with a succinct “Her facking HEAD is a soft furnishing sometimes”.

Indeed.