Kyle Sandilands Prepared To Endure Months Of Furious Prison Shower Bumming Sessions If It Means He Can Punch Dave Hughes In The Throat

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Oh, we're sorry. We probably should have introduced this article about Kylie Sandilands revealing his violent rage toward Dave Hughes to celebrity interviewer extraordinaire Andrew Denton a little better, but really - it's a pretty apt summary, we feel.

Sandilands has promised to punch Hughes in the throat - why the throat and not the face we're not sure - but he's intent on causing some physical pain when they eventually cross paths.

What sounds like a typical Sandilands grab for headlines could end up as an interesting time for Channel Ten execs as both personalities feature on the network.

The grumpy Idol judge is irate at Hughes, who appears on Rove most Sunday nights, for calling him a "dickhead".

"I don't care if I go to jail for three months, that guy needs a punch in the throat. Simple," Sandilands trumpeted on his 2DAY FM breakfast show with Jackie O.

The outburst yesterday follows Sandiland's appearance on Andrew Denton's Enough Rope.

Denton played a clip from the 2007 Logie Awards, where Hughes (say it through your nose, it's a more authentic way to pronounce his name) called Sandilands "a massive dickhead".

The Australian Idol judge returned fire with: "I hate him - the next time I see him I'm going to punch him in the throat."

We can just see it now. It's the 2007 ARIA Awards after party, and Kyle is lining up for his turn to graze at the party pies table. Finally, he shuffles to the front and prepares to dine - when, out of nowhere, he sees a rogue arm move in and grab the last remaining pastry! He looks up and to the left - up, and to the left - and sees a sauce-smeared grin on Hughesy's face as the Rove and Nova star swallows the last bite of his snack.

"Seeeeeeeeriously, Kyyyyyyyyyle, I didn't knoooow you waaaaaaannid iiiiiiit that bad!" he wails in mock-apology, "and yew don't look liiiiike you neeeeed more poooooyze aaaanneeeeewaaaaaaaay! Seeeeeeeeriously, ya diiiickhead!"

And what does Kyle do?

Mumbles something about a migraine, pulls his Sean John baseball cap over his eyes, and slinks off to the men's toilets to cry quietly in the cubicle.

Poor Kyle :(

Comments

Nick

Posted August 23, 2007 5:13 PM

F***, I sink of seeing this tool wherever I look. He really ain't worth it , even when we're bagging him out.

Dan

Posted August 23, 2007 9:47 PM

So what, Dave Hughes is the only person in the world that's calling him a dickhead? So does that mean he's going to fight everyone that calls him that? AWESOME.

KYLE SANDILANDS, YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD.

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Matt

Posted September 4, 2007 4:47 PM

Get over yourself, Kyle. Your audience are a pathetic group of 14-year-old-girls. Your station plays vapid, contrived, corporate music. You even have the nerve to call people fat, when you aren't exactly a bowl of fruit yourself.

The fact that you want to punch a legitimate comedian for calling you a dickhead makes you look even more like the bogan you are. I guess you've got to punch me too. Dickhead. Dickhead, dickhead, dickhead.

You can dish out all the insults you want, but you were practically crying when Hughes called you out. You are a woeful little coward.