Join Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin On His Journey Of Genital Wart Discovery

In the topsy-turvy, camera-hungry world in which reality television stars exist, there is no development too insignificant or embarrassing to prevent it from playing out on national TV. Mike “Boogie” Malin, self-made entrepreneur behind The Dolce Group restaurants, winner of Big Brother: All-Stars, and jack shack vampire, is certainly no exception, having parlayed the discovery of a suspicious bump on his penis into a full segment on E!’s Dr. 90210 last night.After a thorough examination by former BB housemate and best friend Dr. Will Kirby, Boogie is informed that he has contracted a genital wart (see it magnified 1000x at the 4:30 mark!), prompting the crossover reality star to immediately visit Sunset Tan to get the his penis spray-tanned back to a uniform, perfectly bronzed colour.

• Boogie in Jackshack “Adult Content” [YouTube via Reality Blurred]