Idol Round-Up: Matt Corby Makes Us Not Want To Wear Scarves Anymore; Jacob Butler Will Get What's Coming To Him, And It's Not A Record Deal

Australian Post Posted by Clem Bastow at 11:04 AM on August 28, 2007

jacob.jpg First two contestants through to Top 12: Matt Corby, Jacob Butler

We (re)discovered the Australian Idol contestant we love to hate very early on this year; his name is Jacob Butler and he has tried - unsuccessfully, and rather publicly - to make it to the top a few times before. He made it to the Top 100 in 2005, and made it to week four of the hilariously ill-fated X-Factor that same year before voluntarily withdrawing from the comp. He then went to the UK to "make it", and didn't, and here he is, lighting up our screens with his full cheeks and dull Britpop covers once more.

Our favourite Jacob moment so far has been his response to the judges' asking him what he'd do if he didn't "make it" this time (implying that this is his last chance), to which he replied that he'd have to do what all "failed musos do... become a music journalist."

 

Well, imagine our delight (say it in the same way Withnail's Marwood is delighted with his friend's career) when last night, the little girls of Australia voted Jacob through to the Top 12! It seems we are also not the only fans of "young" Jacob, with the Tele's Garth Montgomery noting:

Jacob Butler is next one through and judging by his clothes tonight, he spent some time shopping at the Gay Rainbow shop where the clothes feature all the colours of that universal symbol of bonafide gay pride.
The Gay Rainbow shop! Clearly Jacob is a man after our own hearts!

Also through last night, in "totally didn't see that coming" news, was babyfaced Matt Corby, who is effortlessly cute but a bit boring, so we don't have much to say about him, other than that we don't want to wear our shemagh scarf anymore since it is so obviously "done" if Corby is wearing one. We were bitterly disappointed that clearly bonkers mad eyeliner-wearing Husny Thalid didn't make it through, so we're crossing our fingers, legs and eyes for the upcoming Wildcard show.

Comments

Anonymous

Posted August 28, 2007 4:57 PM

Beauty and the beast...

tequila

Posted August 28, 2007 8:11 PM

jacob sometimes comes across like a kaiser chiefs band member...then i remember to take my vicodin and i see what a piece of utter trash he really is. BOO HISS

PopGoesCanberra

Posted August 28, 2007 9:14 PM

I know! Husny needs to be in the competition!

I can't get over Matt Corby. How could a 16 year old have that much fucking style! PopGoesCanberra wants his hair, now.

Dan The Man

Posted August 29, 2007 4:15 PM

A scarf? Is that what it was? I thought it was a picnic rug!!

Steph

Posted August 29, 2007 5:02 PM

I hate husny!
yeah matt!
saw him live with his old band iron and clay!
so nice!
i think we should give butler a chance!

Jess Gay

Posted August 31, 2007 11:17 AM

Matt is so HOT, yes he is and yea he is mine so dont even think about it....................
Im watching im watching you.

Anonymous

Posted September 3, 2007 6:34 PM

I LIKE HIS SCARVES.

He's hot, and he makes them hot.

So, :P

Dea

Posted September 4, 2007 12:30 PM

They're both such talented artists =]
But mannn can Matt sing! I hope he does well in this competition.

Matt Corby Fan Club

Posted September 10, 2007 12:55 AM

Matt Corby to go all the way.. whether it's on Aust Idol 2007 or not.

http://www.mattcorby.com

DA: We find it highly unlikely Matt Corby will "go all the way" as he's rumoured to be one of Jesus' flock.

Anna

Posted September 14, 2007 11:04 AM

Yep Matt Corby is our next aussie idol. =) all the best matt xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Jess Gaye

Posted September 17, 2007 7:16 PM

Matt will win

Lawl

Posted September 21, 2007 12:55 AM

This blog is pathetic.

Take a look in the mirror, and stop judging other people.

stephanie

Posted September 25, 2007 7:57 PM

omgg matt corbbyyy

ii lovee you a lOTT!!!

hopee you win.

HANNAH

Posted September 27, 2007 11:39 PM

fuck of jacobs my cousin and your just fucking stupid and pathetic

a matt isnt boring he didnt get through just because hes attractive hes got talent

i have to give both of them that

what do you have a stupid blog paying them out possibly because you couldnt get your way into australian idol
or because you are pathetic and have nothing better to do

theyre doing more than you

Amy

Posted October 6, 2007 2:19 PM

Matt Corby rocks!!!! and Lana Krost.

Stephii

Posted October 13, 2007 9:19 PM

MATT CORBY! U R MINE BABE!!
I LOVE U SOOOOO MUCH YOU SEXCII THING!

Anastasia

Posted October 16, 2007 10:33 AM

i just love Matt Croby i think that he is going to win the the show
love Anastasia

p.s i what to meet matt Croby

Regan

Posted October 16, 2007 7:52 PM

Clearly who ever wrote this criticizing article has no brains. no taste and not even a musical ear.

husny is a freaking idiot,

i have never seen such a pathetic performer in my life, so ridiculously gay, the person who wrote this article is well how should i say it...GAY

its shameful the people of australia and the world support these days seedy strippers, take your clothes of pussy cat dolls and thrust your body on me baby people ohh and not to mention Homo's.

give me strength get a life and wake-up to ya selves.

ballsnia

Posted October 20, 2007 11:55 PM

FREAKS.

anastasia

Posted October 22, 2007 3:43 PM

i love my matt croby he the be singing in the
with voice he travel the world and everybody all over the world will go and watch him
i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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