Defamer Australia Reader’s Mad Cans Appreciated By Neighbours Star

We received the following tale from a lovely Defamer Australia reader named Brooke, who recently ran into Ben Lawson and David Hoflin, two heartthrob stars from the Neighbours cast.

It’s about 6am in front of Revolver when me and the girls bump into a
couple of the guys on Neighbours, Oliver and Frazer. Oliver is getting a lecture on the basics of safe sex from my mate, when Frazer turns to me and says:

“Well, that’s an awfully big button covering your breasts” (and there is, in fact, a very large button smack bang in the centre of my coat.)

Me: “Did you just say that??”

Frazer: “What, do you have an objection to the word ‘breasts’?”

Me: “Not really. You know, sometimes I’m just better off putting them away so I don’t attract attention from wankers like you” (okay, so I’m a smart-ass drunk)

Frazer: “Are they THAT spectacular, are they?”

Me: “Hell yeah”

At this point I’m standing with both hands in pockets. Frazer reaches over, pulls aside one side of my coat, checks out the merchandise, nods and says: “Well played.”

Couldn’t fucking believe it.

Neither can we. Kudos to Ben Lawson for actually using the term “well played” during sexy banter with a stranger! We hope to see him at Pony around 5am sometime soon for some further word play games.