Dannii “Haunted” By Charming Snaps Featuring Minogue The Younger Getting Her Lez On

Oh, the twists and turns of celebrity life.

One minute Dannii’s cheerily reveling in the knowledge that she – in many circles known as the “also ran” Minogue for most of her showbiz career – was the blessed target of Channel Seven’s affections, the network prepared to wait as long as it takes for her to finish all the London-based activities currently keeping her hands full. Perhaps naively, they never quite guessed that one of these activities went by the name of Jupiter.

Dannii Minogue has been embarrassed by the release on the internet of steamy pictures of her with a naked female lap dancer.

The pictures came from CCTV footage taken at London’s Puss in Boots nightclub and show the Australian pop star kissing, fondling and simulating sex with a dancer called Jupiter.

Minogue had launched a legal fight to buy the intimate pictures after they emerged a few years ago, with her lawyers eventually agreeing a settlement for her to own the copyright.

But the pictures have now resurfaced on the internet and are being emailed around the world, the Daily Star reported.

Okay, okay – we’re embellishing a bit. As the article above says, these sexy nightclub photos are actually old news. Positively ancient by interweb standards. But maybe there simply wasn’t enough interested the first time around because back then, Dannii’s star wasn’t shining quite so brightly?

In any case, we won’t publish the snaps here as we are highbrow. We will instead direct you over to Egotastic! who are chockers with screencaps.

It seems strange she’s making a big kerfuffle about this now, thus drawing public attention to the pictures for a second time. Is she jumping on the Rudd bandwagon?

In other news completely unrelated to Dannii’s penchant for touching up female strippers named Jupiter, here’s an article titled “Why Dannii Minogue can never find a man”