Beyonce Breast Debacle – We Get An Experts Opinion
The world (well, Brisbane at the very least – this article’s been the most read on the Brisbane Times’ site all day – and to us, Brisbane is the world) has been all a-flutter with new YouTube footage of Beyonce Knowles’ shirt coming undone during one of her inimitable on stage furious thrashing about sessions (also alleged to be “dancing”) during a live concert.
The footage seems kind of grainy to us, so we turned to well known entertainer Red Symons for an expert opinion. His verdict? She is wearing a nakie-coloured body suit. He informed us of this and then minced away in the minciest manner you could imagine, and we were so transfixed by his catlike slinky style that we completely forgot to question him any further about it. Whatever.
In conclusion – Defamer Australia is assuming there was no actual tittage exposed, but we find it enjoyably pervy footage nonetheless.
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So what. This is in Toronto, where topfreedom hasn’t been an issue in over a decade. In Ontario, bare breasts are not considered nudity or indecency and are completely, and specifically, legal. If Beyonce wanted to she could lose the top completely and be no different than any other girl or guy in any city park or on the city’s beach. Get over it.