Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Still Ballin’, Families Still Warrin’, Sun Rises In East And Sets In West

Nothing much to report today, other than that the Civils and the Winehouses are still at each other’s throats in an entertaining slanging-match of the “We know what’s best”, “No, WE know what’s best!” variety, with the Civils attacking Mitch Winehouse’s assertion that Blake Civil-Fielder/Not-So-Civil/Uncivil/Snivel was the one what got Amy hooked on gak/crack/smack.

“We know for a fact Blake is not to blame for introducing Amy to drugs at all,” said Mr Civil.

“They are living in a world where access to drugs is easy, they have plenty of money available and what they need, what they want, they can have without question.”

Mitch reckons he “wanted to die” when he saw the pics of Amy and Blake covered in blood, but “I can’t die, I have a family and friends, and loved ones who need me.” Amy was evidently so moved by his public display of dismay that she sent him an effusive and expansive text message of love:

His heartfelt plea appeared to have struck a chord with the Brit award-winning singer, who yesterday texted her apology to her father and said: “I am as right as rain. Love you Dad.”

Words that must’ve left Mitch wondering what he was worrying about in the first place.

Meanwhile, Amy continues to holiday in St Lucia, and if there’s one thing we can learn from this whole fracas, it’s that bandeau bikinis are not flattering on a woman of any bust-size.