Victorian Premier’s Son In Car Crash, Defamer Australia Suspect Spiked Bloody Mary At Breakfast To Blame

Premier Steve Bracks’ beloved son Nick has been charged with drink driving after being involved in a car crash in Williamstown. Reports theage.com.au -

Nick Bracks was charged after an early morning crash that put a friend in hospital, radio 3AW reports. A Victoria Police spokeswoman said a Williamstown man had been involved in a crash at 4.40am in the inner-western suburb.

A Metropolitan Ambulance Service spokeswoman said a passenger was treated at the scene but refused to go to hospital. “Victoria Police can confirm a 20-year-old male driver was involved in a single vehicle collision on Melbourne Road at the intersection of Hosking Street. As a result of the collision, a male passenger suffered minor injuries…The driver accompanied police to Altona North police station, where he underwent a breath test.”

The spokeswoman said the driver, a P-plater, would be charged on summons with exceeding the 0.0 alcohol limit and “related traffic offences”.

Obviously the police have gotten this completely wrong, and some other shady figure is to blame for the crash. After all, Nick does have a history of having his drink spiked by mysterious figures.

Remember his time at Schoolies?

Nick Bracks, 18, was found disoriented on Lorne beach, hours after disappearing from the Lorne Hotel where he was drinking with friends.

He was in Lorne for schoolies – the student celebration to mark the end of Year 12. Upon returning home, Nick Bracks told his parents he believed his drink was spiked.

Of course he did. Because disorientated eighteen year old kids staggering about town are a rare sight during Schoolies, and the only logical cause of Nick Bracks’ behaviour could be… DRINK SPIKING.

We still love Bracksy Senior’s response at the time.

“He (Nick) lost control, if you like, of what was happening for three hours, then he woke up,” Mr Bracks said today. “We reported that subsequently . . . to the police.” Mr Bracks confirmed the investigation into the possible spiking was now closed – apparently due to the delay in reporting it – but said he would not pursue it because his son did not suffer lasting health effects.

Just a hangover then.

We hope the authorities manage to track down and prosecute to the full extent of the law the evil mastermind who slipped a mickey into Nick Bracks’ breakfast beverage. We can only assume he was up at 4.40am because he likes to go for a pre-dawn jog, healthy clean cut young lad that he is.