Two Things About Tonight's Big Brother Show
Posted by Jess McGuire at 7:51 PM on July 15, 2007
Firstly, what a fucking waste of time Kyle Sandilands was! And not just in the normal everyday sense he's a fucking waste of time. Comes into the house, has a sook about wearing a hat, behaves like a boring dullard of a child toward Big Brother, makes Travis wear a corset, and then goes home with a sick note. NEXT!
Actually, before we howl "NEXT!" at the telly... we ask you this. Did Kyle's tantrum about having to take off his hat have anything to do with the fact he was decked out head to toe in gear from the Sean John fashion label? Was there some sort of sponsorship deal?
Secondly, ZACH TO FUCKING WIN! SERIOUSLY. Defamer Australia wholeheartedly throw our support behind him. He is sweet and adorable and funny and mischievous and we are right the fuck into the gorgeous smattering of freckles across his noble nose.
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Comments
The shadow
Posted July 15, 2007 8:49 PM
As I said I wasn't going to watch BB while Sandilands was in residence there but a friend rang me to see what a fool he was making of himself in the diary room.
Worse than any turkey slap, far worse than BB uplate, was the blatant sexism and threatened violence shown by Sandilands towards the female BB for whom he would not remove his cap.
You will notice that he removed it for the male BB.
Hitherto I have been a longtime fan of BB,seeing it as a sociological exercise and enjoying most of it.
However this weekend BB sank to a low from which I fear it will never recover.
Had I been a parent with a young child in the audience who was subjected to Sandilands' 'Treat me like the star I am' performance I would have walked out.
Far funnier, far more interesting, were the transvestites BB threw in from time to time.I found nothing offensive about them.
I loved all the gays, interesting people, all.
If Sandilands was there for advertising for Idol he showed himself in his true colours.......only one colour actually, yellow.
And YES...........Zach for winner!
Shazam
Posted July 15, 2007 11:20 PM
Come on dudes.
What's with all the Big Brother coverage? ...Who gives a crap?
Give us a reason NOT to just click over to the U.S. version.
DA: Don't sook! We never post on a Sunday night. We made a special exception due to drunken operatives running amuck. Monday will be as normal as... erm... normal.
bblover
Posted July 16, 2007 12:04 AM
So tired of waiting up on Sunday nights for this mind numbing BB crap to finish so that I can watch cars or bikes going round in circles. I wish I could turkey slap the channel Ten programming department. Seriously Ten, how many people could watch this crap? Oh, got to go the Motogp is finally on, and only 40 minutes late!
Renata
Posted July 16, 2007 2:58 AM
Zach to win, definitely. Hopefully people are prepared to put their money where their mouths are and actually vote for him, multiple times. He's the only one in there with anything resembling a personality, and it's a really sweet, gentle one to boot. Go Zach!
Gadge
Posted July 16, 2007 6:42 AM
I like the Big Brother coverage, because it's Australian culture. But it also saves me from watching any of the show, which is a big plus. Hearing how much of a wanker Kyle Sandilands is is infinitely preferable to having to suffer through it, for me.
But then, I like the coverage of the UK Big Brother, because they seem to have the sense of the ridiculousness of the situation that the Australian version, a little surprisingly, doesn't. Gretel getting all defensive about anyone who doesn't respect the show enough for her liking just underlines that.
The British Big Brother, however, not only features a house filled with an actual variety of people, unlike the morons who overwhelmingly populate the Australian show and have done for years, but also allows some real humour in how it deals with the housemates. It's a much more playful environment in a very dry way, and I think that's something really missing from our version.
So a vote for more Australian reality TV coverage from here. Some Mark Philipoussis mocking wouldn't go astray, either.
Marita
Posted July 16, 2007 7:44 AM
Zach to win for sure.
I'm putting my money into save votes for him but have been wondering who to sling some evict votes towards. If we all voted to evict the same person then those votes would have more impact and increase the chances of Zach staying in the house.
shazam
Posted July 16, 2007 11:41 AM
Gadge,
Look... I don't want to be a dick. And that's cool that people dig on coverage of stuff like Big Brother and whatever else. But if I want to hear about that element of 'Australian culture' I'll go to one of the other ten thousand blogs covering the subject, you know? I guess what it comes down to is, I'm unconvinced we need an Australian Defamer (seems sort of like an American 'The Office'), but since we've got one, make it what it should be. It's gonna be judged to a higher standard because of it's pedigree, so it needs to be that much more kick ass.
Chloe
Posted July 16, 2007 12:22 PM
I've decided to increase my vote's to *SAVE* Zach on the basis that others will be voting to evict him.
Chloe
Posted July 16, 2007 12:39 PM
The girls over at the Vogue Magazine forum & BBBA are most interested to know where they can purchase Zach's corsets? Can anyone assist with details?
http://forums.vogue.com.au/showpost.php?p=4289365&postcount=59
http://forum.behindbigbrother.com/showthread.php?t=24225&highlight=zach+corset
ak
Posted July 16, 2007 1:27 PM
Doesn't he make them himself or something? Don't know where they retail though...I am soooo jealous of Aleisha 'cos she got to have a private fitting with Zach!
He's so adorable I want a mini Zach to carry around.
Casey
Posted July 18, 2007 2:43 PM
Zach to win for sure. I have set up a Save Zach myspace. Please get behind him and lets get him over the finish line!
xx
Chelz
Posted July 19, 2007 5:41 PM
OMG! I TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT ZACH! He is soooooooooo hawt! Don't u agree?
He's the BEST dancer... I wish he could sing Happy Birthday to me on my birthday like he did for Joel. He's sooo adorable and, also, I wish I had a mini Zach to carry around. xD
It should definetly be Zach and Aleisha in the final, but it totally SUCKS how Billy is in the final already! I want a girl to win, but at the same time I want Zach to win, but at the same time BILLY is already IN THE FINAL!!!
I just totally don't know... But i also like Joel... he's SO funny. I'd like to see him win.. But as long as it is Aleisha or Zach in the final.
=)
Sara Davidson
Posted July 24, 2007 7:06 PM
Omigosh I luv Zach soo much! He's sooo adorable and sweet. Zach and Aleisha should be the final two but Zach should definitely win. Save Zach!!
Big Bother
Posted July 24, 2007 11:45 PM
What a load of drivel. None of them should win. Zach is such a poof. Travis is a yobbo, Aleisha is deluded, and Billy thinks he is King Shit.
All idiots.
(bring back Joel and Zoran)
Ruby
Posted July 28, 2007 10:59 PM
Hey its not too late to save Zach.
He is on par with Aleisha for a Win in all the polls.
WE CAN DO THIS! Put your votes where your mouth is and save Zach!
1992save Zach
Aleisha just doesnt deserve to win (Emmas backstabbing mean-girl side kick in the fake relationship with a guy she doesnt think should win BB.
GET RID OF HER!!!!
Magician
Posted August 14, 2007 8:34 AM
Kyle Sandilands? Isn't he the dude who's planning to marry a drag queen? What's his name Tamara Jaber or something like that.