Short Ends: Sorry, Ladies

By Defamer Hollywood on July 13, 2007 at 6:18 AM

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· Charlie Sheen is off the market again, a development that could have serious economic ramifications for local escorts specialising in pom-pom play.
· We never thought we’d say this, but if Scary Hollywood Lawyer Marty Singer prevents us from having to see Nick Lachey’s o-face, he’s truly doing the Lord’s work.
· TVWeek’s TCA blog brings us the Cocaine-Related Valerie Bertinelli Quote of the Day.
· What can a renter do when his eastside neighbour poops too loudly? Curbed L.A. tries to find an answer.

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