Someone We Have Never Heard Of May Have Left Someone We Have Never Heard Of For American Actor We Are Vaguely Familiar With

Now, we’ve made a fairly concerted effort to get to know the “Who’s Who” of Aussie showbiz since we blackmailed our way into a position of blogging power here at Defamer Australia, and this pursuit of knowledge has meant we’ve done a crash course in AFL players and B-grade Australian blonde actresses.

But we still don’t know who the fuck these people are.

Australian actor Teresa Palmer is believed to have split from ex-AFL footballer Stuart Dew and is rumoured to be dating Spider-Man star Topher Grace.

Palmer, 21, is based in Los Angeles while Dew, who retired from playing AFL for Port Adelaide last year, lives in Adelaide.

“Teresa is now living in LA for work reasons,” a source close to Palmer told The Sunday Telegraph.

“Her and Stuey are apart but they have not officially separated, they are on a forced break brought on by the distance between them.

“They are both good friends and are in regular contact. Topher and Teresa are mates, that’s it.”

Well as long and Teresa and ‘Stuey’ aren’t officially separated, our whole day hasn’t been ruined.

Once again, who are these people? Are they quite famous? Or just in Adelaide? Which is a legitimate kind of fame, don’t get us wrong… We can only hope one day to be Adelaide-Famous. Hell, Hobart-Famous would be enough. Cherrybrook Shopping Centre-Famous?

We will try harder in the future to keep abreast of these things, we promise.

On the upside, we have a vague memory of finding Topher Grace a bit spunky in some movie or another, so at least the entire article didn’t go over our head.