Rosie O’Donnell’s Family Cruise Actually A Seabound Anti-Hasselbeckian Brainwashing Campaign
Rosie O’Donnell’s cruise line, The Angry Lesbian of the Sea, set sail again for the Bahamas, a prime opportunity for the outspoken comedian to delight a captive audience of 1500 vacationers with a
brainwashing session comedy routine about her pet obsessions: Dumpling-cheeked neocon Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and swivel-chair branding whore Donald Trump. UsMagazine.com has the exclusive:
A witness tells Us that O’Donnell trotted out a giant photo of Hasselbeck doctored up as the devil, made a “crazy” gesture at the poster and said, “Her only f–king credit was Survivor. Come on!” [...]
“I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”
O’Donnell also told the crowd that when you do a show with a group of gals, “before you know it, you’ve got a Jimmy Choo in your back!”
Finally, she targeted Donald Trump.
Recalls the witness, “Rosie said she’d love to break into his apartment and rub her belly all over him.”
O’Donnell’s visual aids bring to mind a parting gesture during her final exit from The View‘s studios, when a member of her entourage defaced Hasselbeck’s photo with similar Satanic embellishments. It’s perhaps not the classiest or most articulate way to dismantle one’s opponent, though it is light years ahead of her proposed handling of the Trump affair, as breaking and entering in order to smother her nemesis with a surprise flab ambush isn’t likely to bring the two squabbling parties any closer to a peaceful resolution.
- Exclusive! Rosie O’Donnell: Cruiseship attack on Hasselback [usmagazine.com]