Lindsay Lohan Out Of Rehab, Into Possible Naked Photo Scandal

Having already dispensed with two trips to rehab before her 21st birthday, it seemed like only a matter of time before precocious trainwreck Lindsay Lohan would find herself in either a sex tape or naked-photo scandal (apparently, those “chilling,” vaguely bicurious knifeplay pics were just a sign of less-clothed images to come), the always-reliable, low-impact way to keep one’s name in tabloid headlines for days at a time. Today’s Page Six reports that Lohan may be the victim of a shakedown by a blog taunting her via IM (the preferred extortion tool of the MySpace generation) with the possibility it has nudie pics snapped by boyfriend-for-a-minute Callum Best:

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner “Nick” claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: “All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked.”

Regarding the photos, Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, told Page Six, “Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted.”

Perhaps most shocking about this news is that superflack Leslie Sloane Zelnick, long a doggedly inventive composer of excuses for her embattled charge, seems to have finally succumbed to publicist “exhaustion” with her “anything is possible” remark. One imagines that she was temporarily demoralised by endless media inquiries into the photo story and about Lohan’s weekend trip to Pure in Vegas so soon after crafting a statement about how her client is proudly wearing a Class of Summer ‘07 SCRAM bracelet to celebrate her Friday graduation from Promises Malibu, a disappointment so profound that Zelnick is likely to respond to the next phone call with an audible sigh and a dejected, “Print whatever you want. Why not put in a part about a donkey caked in blow into the naked photos item? Who’s to say there wasn’t one wandering the room when the pictures were taken?”

• Nude Photos Haunt Lindsay [Page Six]
• Lindsay Lohan goes to Pure [The Movable Buffet]