Less Famous Baldwin Blames His Problems On Everyone But Himself

“Actor” Daniel Baldwin, aka Alec Badwin’s less successful younger brother – reckons “shady” figures encourage celebrities to develop life-threatening and financial-crippling afflictions and addictions.

In case you’re not aware, Danny Baldwin has spent the past 18 years battling a cocaine addiction, and has been in and out of rehab for nine years. Take that Lindsay! You’ve got a long way to go yet!

On Larry King Live this week, he blamed “parasites” for his problems and those of every other immature, self-indulgent drug-addicted celebrity in Hollywood.

“People that live in the public eye are approached more readily by those trying to enable them and trying to help them.

I have a friend who plays in the NBA. He had a gambling problem and the hotels in Las Vegas would send their jet for him when he was playing, saying ‘by the way, sir, if you want we’ll fly you back,’and pit stop him in Vegas so that he would gamble.

A lot of similar things happen to celebrities because people want to come up and give them a bag of cocaine. They want them to come and hang out with them.”

Right. So what he’s really saying is that celebrities are all suffering from a disability – they’re physically unable to say “fuck off.”

PS – We don’t know anyone who would readily hand over a bag of cocaine to a celebrity. That stuff costs a bomb! We plebs don’t make enough money to be throwing party favours around like that.