Kyle Sandilands Is Entering The Big Brother House?

Sweet Jesus.

Australian Idol judge and radio host Kyle Sandilands has stepped up after receiving a call from Big Brother – and will enter the House this Saturday!

As the days and Housemates begin to dwindle in what’s left of Big Brother 2007, it’s time to get down to business.

Completely out of his Australian Idol comfort zone, Kyle will spend a few days in the Big Brother House where he will carry out his covert activities. The first instalment of Kyle’s adventure in the Big Brother House will be revealed on Sunday’s Daily Show, before the Housemates receive the shock of their lives and discover they must vote to evict one of their own.

He’d better not do anything while he’s in the house to make us like him, thus ruining a perfectly good one directional irrational eight year long hatefest. There were enough dicey moments in 2005’s Idol series, thank you very much.

We’re fairly sure we can count on him being a complete spankstain, though.

We kind of wish Michelle was still in the compound so she and Kyle could fight to the death*.

*NB. Not one or the other… both, please. The two of them simultaneously hitching a ride to Hades is quite a pleasing concept, we think.

PLEASE NOTE: We don’t really want them dead. Just silenced and/or shipped off to Nauru.