Kylie Morphs Effortlessly From Pop Starlet To Thespian Tour De Force With Appearance On Doctor Who

Click for biggerOur Kylie (TM) is looking good in the upcoming Doctor Who Christmas special, embracing what sounds like a tantalisingly dramatic role, the likes of which Ms Minogue probably hasn’t seen since her time portraying Dr. Petra von Kant in the Merchant Ivory production Bio-Dome alongside Sir Pauly Shore.

Kylie Minogue has begun filming the Christmas special of Doctor Who in Wales. The show features a number of celebrity cameos and includes an appearance by Minogue. The singer has been cast as Astrid, a waitress on the Titanic who appears alongside actor David Tennant.

It would be a massive understatement to say that Defamer Australia is fucking pumped about this. She will be singing on the show, won’t she? We envision Astrid encouraging fellow Titanic passengers not to rush for one of the limited places on the lifeboats through a tantalising performance of the song “Slow”.

Comments

  • SvelteCorps

    Yay Kyles!

    Although these days she looks less like a nubile waitress and more like someone that’s already been frozen by the iceberg, dragged back on board, and shoddily defrosted.

    And didn’t Nicole already prove that blonde hair on pale skin only draws attention to the botox pinpricks?

    Still, it’s Kylie and David Tennant. Can’t wait. Roll on Xmas!

  • daisy

    Erm, typo in the headline

    DA: Ha! We blame the lack of coffee before ten. Fixed.

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