Jason Donovan Desperate For Attention

Ahhahahahahahaha.

Poor Jason Donovan. He must still be so cut up that Little Miss Minogue is, like, way more famous than he is, even though once upon a time in Ramsay Street folklore they were both on equal footing.

Apparently he’s desperate for a role on British sci-fi show Doctor Who.

The former Neighbours actor and eighties pop hunk is hoping the show’s producers give him a call when the current doctor David Tennant leaves.

He says, “I would love to play the doctor. It’s a great show.

“Can you imagine an Aussie doctor?”

Oh Jason, you poor pathetic soul. When Kylie does it, it’s cool. When you do it, it’s not. End of story. You lost the battle in 1993.

ED: He will have his time to shine (again)! We are a fickle bunch here at Defamer Australia headquarters. Eleven days ago, we worshipped the Donovan. Now we mock him. Next week we will probably touch him inappropriately and then punch him in the nose before listening to Ten Good Reasons on repeat.