Jamie Gets Our Hopes Up In His Goodbye Message

For a very brief moment, we thought Jamie had very succinctly torn Joel a new one in his goodbye video.

Joel. Joel, I really don't like you I never have.

We gasped in excitement, but further down the transcript, the truth was revealed.

Joel, I was only joking, you know that. You're more than just a funny guy. Let everyone see the real Joel. Whip him out, let everyone have a look. That's all I can say.

Because we're bitterly disappointed Jamie's farewell message didn't contain anything controversial, we're going to choose to believe that his last instruction to Joel - "Whip him out, let everyone have a look..." - is about Joel's penis.

In other news, how's the homo-erotic tension between Joel and Billy? Huh? It can't be just us who saw it on the Daily Show last night! They run out to the back yard to hold each other, they love nothing better than stripping off and spa-ing together... they are definitely secretly bumming each other and Aleishshaisheesshsseaaaaaaaa or whatever the fuck her name is has been employed by Billy as a beard in true Scientology fashion.

Perhaps he is bribing her with lollies he saved from the period he was nicking stuff from the other housemates? We don't bloody know. We just like a good, ridiculous conspiracy theory now and then. It makes things more tolerable and infinitely more watchable once you're madly hunting for a rainbow-coloured subtext in every interaction.

Comments

kate

Posted July 2, 2007 11:14 PM

The best part was the look on Joels face, even after he realised Jamie was only kidding.

I think it was slowly dawning on him that even the wide eyed, gaming, cardigan-wearing karoke host had managed to crack a better joke than the self-appointed house entertainer has managed in 10 weeks.