Ian Thorpe Is A B-Grade Celebrity And An A-Grade Snob.

Posted by Busty St Clair at 11:30 AM on July 16, 2007

Ian Thorpe

Sounds like Ian "I'm an environmentalist now" Thorpe's ego is getting a little too big for his flippers.

According to Defamer operatives, a prominent and immediately recognisable NSW politician was at a sporting match some time last year with his son, who, we're told, was a huge fan of Thorpe's.

When they brushed past Thorpie, the prominent and immediately recognisable NSW Politician thought he'd win some brownie points with his son, by saying hello to the Thorpster, and telling him how much of fan they both were.

Unfortunately though, the NSW State Representative was completely shot down with a dismissive grunt, swiftly followed by a turned back.

Well fuck you too, Thorpie. We supported you though two Olympics, stuck up for you despite your questionable fashion choices and strange obsession with girls' jewellery, and put up with far too many shithouse ads for Uncle Toby's. The least you can do is say hello.


 

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)

ak

Posted July 16, 2007 1:30 PM

First!!!

Can I just say I didn't even think it was possible for someone with such a hot bod to look so unattractive...

What's the male equivalent of a prawn? 'Cos Thorpie's achieved lobster status...

Adrian

Posted July 16, 2007 2:41 PM

Hey, don't be judgin' him as 'strange' for wanting to wear pearl necklaces. But do please revel in the juvenile double entendre lurking therein.

hammer

Posted July 16, 2007 6:35 PM

thorpedo has never been cool, swimming shouldn't be classified as a sport.

Gadge

Posted July 16, 2007 9:11 PM

... Depends on the politician, surely...

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