Defamer Australia was unable to head up to a Big Brother eviction this weekend like we'd planned to due to "life" malarkey springing up last minute and keeping us stuck in our home town*.

However, our operatives hit the Gold Coast with explosive force on Friday, accosting recent evictee Michelle on the streets and taking a plethora of photos (which we've been assured will be sent straight to us as soon as humanly possible). Our agent in mischief Genny B apparently screamed at Michelle excitedly "I'M LOVING YOU SICK RIGHT NOW!" which, from what we hear, both thrilled and terrified the Bogan Queen.

Our amazing gang of misfits are, as we speak, wandering around Dreamworld and biding their time until tonight's eviction show. They will be texting Defamer Australia updates and news from the audience, so if we hear anything good, you guys will be the first to know. Swears.

Oh, and if you want to play a bastardised version of "Where's Wally" while watching tonight's eviction, our crew are holding up the following nonsensical signs in the crowd.

· Genny B = "Zach, I'm Pregaz!"
· Lee = "LOL"
· Dirty and Hotman = "Kersal" and "Massive" respectively. (see here)
· Sugar = "It's All About Me"
· Fits = "*pokes*" and "IM IN YR EVIKSHUN"

*We may be going to the final eviction though, which should be surreal, hilarious and amazing in equal parts.

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