Australiavision

By Nelson de Sousa

“And next up we have Geelong! Is that Missy ‘Misdemeanour’ Higgins on the line? Hello Missy!”

“Hello Hobart! Good evening Margaret and David! What a beautiful show you have hosted for us tonight!”

“Yes thank you, may we please have the results of the Geelong vote!”

“Why of course. Canberra, one point!”

“Le Canberra, un point.”

“Hobart, two points.”

“Le Hobart, deux points.”

“Brisbane, three points.”

“Le Brisbane, trois points.”

“Darwin, four points.”

“La Darwin, quatre points.”

“Tamworth, five points.”

“Le Tamworth, cinq points.”

“Adelaide, six points.”

“L’Adelaide, six points.”

“Wollongong, seven points.”

“La Wollongong, sept points.”

“Perth, eight points.”

“Le Perth, huit points.”

“Sydney, ten points.”

“Le Sydney, dix points.”

“And finally, Geelong gives – Melbourne – twelve points!”

“Le Melbourne, douze points! Merci beaucoup Misdemeanour.”

“Good night.”

ED: A brilliant idea! Surreal, but brilliant!

ED: Us again. Just an update to say that we buggered up the credit for this marvellous piece of work. Our sincere apologies.