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An Open Letter To Gretel Killeen
Posted by Jess McGuire at 7:46 PM on July 2, 2007
RE: YOUR SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHT INTERVIEWS WITH JAMIE.
What the FUCK is your problem, woman?
You are behaving like a snide little bully and it's not interesting, it's quite hideous and painful to watch. If Jamie looked like Bodie, would you be behaving in the same manner toward him?
We used to love you, Gretel, but you're acting like a menopausal harpy and we are contemplating an emergency trip to the Gold Coast in order to bathe you in Holy Water and cast out whatever snarling demon has taken you over.
Yours,
Defamer Australia
PS: You needn't have looked so appalled when Jamie very casually and totally not creepily mentioned that a radio station had asked him if you two were having an affair. While we're surprised Jamie managed to hear your hurtful response considering you barked it down from the lofty heights of your high horse, it's important to remember that you fucked Saxon, and thus the public and media secretly thinks every evictee is a potential paramour for you.
PPS: Endemol Southern Star? Please give her stress leave. A nice massage. A bottle of wine. A voucher for a meditation class. Whatever. But for fucks sake, help your host get her shit together because we're gonna find it extremely hard to defend her current demeanor to the legion of Gretel haters out there.
Comments
chris
Posted July 2, 2007 8:30 PM
shit you don't waste any time, the show aint even over yet! You are so right about Gretel, although I think it has less to do with his ugliness, rather his pronouncements about being so intelligent when Gretel considers herself a genius herself. I wish Jamie had mentioned saxon when she arked up
hayley
Posted July 2, 2007 9:57 PM
I have never particularly liked Gretel, but after the last two nights I really can't stand her.
She's the host, she's supposed to at least TRY to be unbiased and nice! The poor guy, he's just come out of a house where he's been locked up for 10 weeks, and all she could do was belittle him.
It's time for a new host. Bring on Lefty Tim!
epicurus
Posted July 3, 2007 2:36 AM
As much as I didn't like Jamie, I feel sorry for the chap.
Gretel's bias is unprofessional.
Geez I wish Jamie had mentioned Graxon...
Lee
Posted July 3, 2007 10:13 AM
It was most certainly not Jamie’s fault or place to ‘protect’ Ailesha from the Michelle verbal onslaught given that Ailesha can and did give as much lip service as Michelle, and yet some how Gretel made Jamie feel as though HE was the one that assaulted her.
Gretel has a used by date and her milkshake has finally curdled.
Xtopher
Posted July 3, 2007 1:26 PM
It's time to go ... Gretel.
Fuck off Gretel. I can't actually believe you would belittle and berate the housemates as they come out. Does it feel good?
Do me a favour and fucking quit.
Dalleena
Posted July 3, 2007 5:48 PM
Seriously The HM's have just been locked out of the world for nearly 3 months then thrown on stage inf ront of screaming audience.. with that kind of sensory overload the least that the over grown and badly dressed monkey woman can do is make them feel comfortable!
The shadow
Posted July 5, 2007 12:40 PM
Gretel has always been noted for her sarcastic and snide remarks but she went too far with Jamie the other night.
I switched the TV off and went to bed because I was so ambarrassed for poor Jamie who took it all so well.If she had done it to me I would have burst into tears.
If Gretel does not get the hell out of there for next season there will be no next season for me.
I notice this year that she is not trying to humiliate Big Brother which is a change.
But she is becoming a caracature of herself, sneer lines worn into her face, and a permanent sardonic expression doing nothing to enhance her looks.
The Shadow
Adem IAR
Posted July 5, 2007 2:46 PM
Sad that Gretel's blow up has been the only thing of interest during this years season.
Davina FTW.
Anonymous
Posted July 9, 2007 8:00 PM
Stop bullying Gretel!
She is the best thing about big brother. Sure she can be sarcastic but she only dishes it out to the housemates who can take it. Jamie was asking for it with his constant patronising remarks about the other housemates. I would have blown up too if someone had linked me to Jamie!!
The shadow
Posted July 10, 2007 12:45 PM
Gretel should have commented to Michelle on her appalling attack on Aleisha where she deliberately began an argument and shouted down all attempts by Aleisha to speak back.
Pardon me if I'm wrong but from what I saw Michelle behaved like a cur dog taking down a fawn.
Apart from being vicious, it was scary to think that this woman, Michelle, has a child and is supposedly a responsible mother.
I am totally over Gretel.
If BB needs new life, and I believe it does, then start again without her.
anonymous
Posted July 24, 2007 10:11 PM
Gretel is the most intelligent host on television i my opinion. So what if she doesn't suck up to every evictee? A good interviewer doesn't just sit there and smile, they are supposed to extract information from the subject. She is also quick witted, hard working and extremely professional. Everyone is enititled to an opinion but please stop dumping on her in such an offensive way!
Melbourne
Posted August 1, 2007 12:55 AM
Intelligent host?!?!?! Gretel a is an absolute disaster! She is without doubt the most amateur host I have ever seen on TV. She must be sacked forthwith - and give Goldman the top job.