Activists Concerned For Welfare Of Britney’s Dog, However Britney’s Children Will Have To Fend For Themselves

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Apparently PETA (that’s the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and the American Humane Society are concerned that Britney Spears cannot sufficiently care for her new puppy.

Spears has come under fire for buying a Yorkshire Terrier called London
from a pet store. She has previously owned three other dogs Lacey, Lucky and Bit-Bit, but has not been seen with the pooches for months.

PETA Vice President Dan Mathews says, “Britney needs a new puppy about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs a drink.

“The only dog Britney is responsible enough to care for is a stuffed toy.”

Oh, and apparently also two small children.

But it seems the people at PETCBTTC (that’s People for the Ethical Treatment of Children Born to Trailer Trash Celebrities) and the American Humane Baby Naming Society are too busy to save Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Comments (AU Comments | US Comments)

  • Anonymous

    DAMN THAT DOG IS SEXY I’D LIKE TO RAM IT.

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