Friday, July 20, 2007
Lindsay’s Camera Shy
11:32AM Busty St Clair | Apparently keen on keeping her “good girl” image intact, Lindsay Lohan has promised fans her first movie sex scene won’t be too gratuitous. Lohan admits her mother Dina was horrified when she realised the 21-year-old would be simulating intercourse in the murder thriller I Know Who Killed Me. She says, “Did I go naked for it? No, I had a bra on. I told my mom about it and she screamed. I was actually so nervous but then I was fine. It’s weird.” More »
Activists Concerned For Welfare Of Britney’s Dog, However Britney’s Children Will Have To Fend For Themselves
11:08AM Busty St Clair | Apparently PETA (that’s the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and the American Humane Society are concerned that Britney Spears cannot sufficiently care for her new puppy. Spears has come under fire for buying a Yorkshire Terrier called London from a pet store. She has previously owned three other dogs Lacey, Lucky and Bit-Bit, but has not been seen with the pooches for months. PETA Vice President Dan Mathews says, “Britney needs a new puppy about as much as Lindsay Lohan needs a drink. “The only dog Britney is responsible enough to care for is a stuffed toy.” Oh, and apparently also two small children. But it seems the people at PETCBTTC (that’s People for the Ethical Treatment of Children Born to Trailer Trash Celebrities) and the American Humane Baby Naming Society are too busy to save Sean Preston and Jayden James. More »
You Can’t Believe Everything You Read Online
10:57AM Busty St Clair | British actor Malcolm McDowell wants to set the record straight. Stanley Kubrick did not give him an irrational and long-lasting fear of eye drops while making A Clockwork Orange. The star played Alex de Large in the controversial 1971 film, with his violent character forced to continually watch a montage of human atrocities with his eyes prised open with clamps in a bid to “reform” him. Rumours abound McDowell now has a fear of eye drops after Kubrick forced him to keep his eyes open for 24 hours, but the actor insists the oft-quoted trivia is unfounded. He says, “No (it’s not true)! I wish they would take that off the f**king internet!” Malcolm, are you saying that we can’t believe everything we read on the internet? Who knew? PS: Ironically, you can believe this. No really, you can. More »Australiavision
10:28AM Jess McGuire | By Nelson de Sousa
“And next up we have Geelong! Is that Missy ‘Misdemeanour’ Higgins on the line? Hello Missy!”
“Hello Hobart! Good evening Margaret and David! What a beautiful show you have hosted for us tonight!”
“Yes thank you, may we please have the results of the Geelong vote!”
“Why of course. Canberra, one point!”
“Le Canberra, un point.”
“Hobart, two points.”
“Le Hobart, deux points.”
“Brisbane, three points.”
“Le Brisbane, trois points.”
“Darwin, four points.”
“La Darwin, quatre points.”
“Tamworth, five points.”
“Le Tamworth, cinq points.”
“Adelaide, six points.”
“L’Adelaide, six points.”
“Wollongong, seven points.”
“La Wollongong, sept points.”
“Perth, eight points.”
“Le Perth, huit points.”
“Sydney, ten points.”
“Le Sydney, dix points.”
“And finally, Geelong gives – Melbourne – twelve points!”
“Le Melbourne, douze points! Merci beaucoup Misdemeanour.”
“Good night.”
ED: A brilliant idea! Surreal, but brilliant!
ED: Us again. Just an update to say that we buggered up the credit for this marvellous piece of work. Our sincere apologies. More » Short Ends: ‘Transformers 2′ On The Fast Track
10:20AM Defamer Hollywood | · Go behind the scenes of the Transformers 2 development meetings with an animated Michael Bay, Gay Megatron, and a version of Brett Ratner that’s somewhat less cartoonish than the real article. · In an Absolut world, everyone would be a douchebag with their own limousine and red-carpeted driveways. · Victoria Beckham infected with posh-eating bacteria. · Jeremy Piven is only the second-most foul-mouthed performer in his family. · Enjoy the bubbles. More »
Jessica Biel Prepared To Be Made Temporarily Ugly For Her Art
10:17AM Defamer Hollywood | Fresh off her triumphant turn as I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry’s featured fake-gay-home-wrecking plot device, bodaciously tata’d ingenue Jessica Biel is busily plotting her next career moves. Like fellow B-list fantasy object Jessica Alba, Biel is concerned her looks might be preventing her from winning the kinds of Serious Parts she feels she’s ready to tackle. Talking to MTV News, she says she’s ready to subject herself to the rigours of the prosthetic uglification process: “I want to do everything,” she confessed. “I always want to try something completely different from what I just did. I would definitely love to take on something that is physically totally different from what I look like and what I’m used to doing, do something like a ‘Monster.’” More »
And Starring Seth Rogen As The Green Hornet
10:00AM Defamer Hollywood | From the Well, Damn, We Certainly Didn’t See This One Coming file, the LAT is reporting that Judd Apatow Comedy Conglomerate senior associate Seth Rogen, who so memorably gave hope to bong-hitting slackers everywhere by impregnating an inebriated Katherine Heigl in Knocked Up, has signed a deal to write – and, weirdly, possibly star in – a Green Hornet movie for Columbia. Some background on the character and a brief history of previous attempts from the Times story: The studio announced in March that it had optioned the rights to the superhero property that follows the adventures of Brit Reid. A wealthy publisher of The Daily Sentinel by day, Reid roams as a masked crime fighter by night, dedicated to protecting the lives and rights of the city’s citizens. Reid is accompanied by Kato, a chauffeur-bodyguard-personal assistant during business hours who transforms into a masked sidekick with a knack for martial arts when the sun goes down. The two cruise around town in a dark sedan known as the Black Beauty. [...] More »
Non-Exhausted Dave Chappelle Spotted Near White House
9:45AM Defamer Hollywood | If we’re going to point out Dave Chappelle’s every suspicion-raising trip to the emergency room, it seems only fair that we should turn our readers’ attention to follow-up stories in which the comedian suddenly resurfaces on the other side of the country, showing no signs of the exhaustion that required a brief, publicity-attracting hospital stay. Accordingly, we note this serendipitous encounter outside of the White House between CNN correspondent Ed Henry and the Chappelle from earlier this morning, in which the reporter stumbled upon the peripatetic comic during his morning constitutional from Georgetown to Captiol Hill. Blogs Henry: But as I headed through the screening machine in the Secret Service’s security shack, I overheard someone say, “Hey, that’s Dave Chappelle out there. That’s Dave Chappelle, I’m telling you.” “No way,” I said. “Isn’t he in the hospital?” More »We Now Return To The Courtney Love Live Feed
9:40AM Defamer Hollywood | …im knowklegaBLE ABOUT WHo my enemies are in th e media and they are few,. but ionce youve had as iusaid last blog a fantastical dfownfall when you get back up you have so nmuch to teach others that you didnt in your delusional failsafe bubble and although flying coach is not an option for me – just cos i have learne3dc that cheap is something i can do ins ome places and cant do in others in these few short weeks-=… [MySpace] More »
