We Are Inspired By This Tale Of Starting A Rumour And Then Exclusively Being The First To Quash It.
Posted by Jess McGuire at 4:36 PM on July 11, 2007
This story, hidden in that dull borefest bit of the press known as Tech section (sorry, but we can't approve of anything with such limited Paris Hilton coverage, you see), has pumped us right the fuck up this afternoon.
Rumours of a cheaper, slimmer iPhone coming out later this year have been shot down by the same analyst firm that first reported them yesterday.
We can apply sort of thing this to our own particular brand of blogging journalism and plan on starting quite shortly!
DEFAMER AUSTRALIA EXCLUSIVE!
Zoo Weekly columnist, chesticle support system and future Walkley Award Winner Krystal Forscutt will be making her music debut in the not too distant future with her management exclusively revealing to Defamer Australia that the distractingly bapped ex Big Brother contestant has recorded a cover of Snow's Informer! Industry insiders have informed us that Forscutt's rendition is "daring, edgy, and may well push her into the Stephanie McIntosh stratosphere of stardom - if not the Tammin Sursok level of celebrity!"
BE SURE TO CHECK DEFAMER AUSTRALIA TOMORROW
... when we exclusively reveal that recent rumours doing the rounds of Krystal Forscutt's impending pop career were merely the daydreams of a delusional mystery figure on the internerd. Forscutt's management have confirmed - EXCLUSIVELY - to Defamer Australia that Forscutt is quite happy with her current career advising young women on cum guzzling, and has no plans to break into the music business.
Etc.
(We have never read Krystal's column but assume that's the jizz gist of it.)


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