Oh, we hope this isn't true.

It looks like supermodel Kate Moss and her on-again, off-again rocker boyfriend Pete Doherty are off again. Kate has gone to Paris in order to avoid Pete, who was unfaithful.

According to the Daily Mail, Pete cheated on Kate last Thursday with a South African model that he met at a bar called the Crystal Club. An insider said, "Pete and Kate had a serious argument and he decided to go on a bender. Kate was calling around to see if anyone knew where he was, but everyone rallied around him to keep her in the dark."

An onlooker described Pete's interaction with the model, Lindy: "He ended up talking to this girl in a revealing tight dress. They went on the street for a while then came back, where they had an intense chat for ages. There was lots of flirting and laughing." Pete and Lindy were seen kissing and went back to Pete's friend's house later that night.

Two days later, on Saturday, Kate fled to Paris with her daughter Lila Grace. She has reportedly set up several photo ops in France so that posed pictures of her enjoying herself can make their way back to Pete.

Poor Kate. You stand by him while he's walking around with a face like sweaty cheese, and then the bastard goes and cheats on you as soon as he's photographed looking unnervingly hot!

UNNERVINGLY HOT? PETE DOHERTY?

Yes, indeed. Check this out. GRRRRRRRR!

*Line courtesy of this woman.

In a recent interview, British wunderbrats Arctic Monkeys revealed they think the Live Earth concept is a bit of a farce, and that's why they won't be appearing at any of the concerts being held around the globe on the 7th July.

British rock group Arctic Monkeys have become the latest music industry stars to question whether the performers taking part in Live Earth on Saturday are suitable climate change activists.

"It's a bit patronising for us 21 year olds to try to start to change the world," said Arctic Monkeys drummer Matt Helders, explaining why the group is not on the bill at any of Al Gore's charity concerts.

"Especially when we're using enough power for 10 houses just for (stage) lighting. It'd be a bit hypocritical," he said in an interview before a concert in Paris. Bass player Nick O'Malley chimes in: "And we're always jetting off on aeroplanes!"

Large parts of the band's home town of Sheffield, an industrial city in northern England, were flooded at the end of last month after a deluge of mid-summer rain that some blamed on global warming. Two people were killed.

But the band wonder why anyone would be interested in the opinion of rock stars on a complex scientific issue like climate change.

"Someone asked us to give a quote about what was happening in Sheffield and it's like 'who cares what we think about what's happening'?" added Helders.

"There's more important people who can have an opinion. Why does it make us have an opinion because we're in a band?"

We don't like it when bands don't appear to understand how integral a bloated sense of self-importance is to one's showbiz career. You'll never get to stand on a stack of telephone books next to President Bush whilst donning wrap-around shades and making a hip peace sign with your fingers if you keep that attitude up, lads!

We think we've figured out the real reason why the Arctic Monkeys aren't playing at Live Earth. The truth is, they LOVE global warming. They are gesturing emphatically at climate change in a way that screams "Bring it, bitch!"

Because somewhere deep in their withered young hearts burns an unholy desire to see the ice caps decimated, the strength of the sun bearing down so furiously upon the poles of the earth that primates are able to move themselves there and live happily and healthily until the end of their days... and the time of the arctic monkey will have begun.

(boom boom)

... but is anyone else really weirded out by the fact Lindsay Lohan had her birthday knees-up over at Courtney Cox's place?

Lindsay Lohan was in for a special treat when she celebrated her 21st birthday at Courteney Cox's Malibu, California home on Monday (02Jul07) - her boyfriend flew in from London for the big bash.

British reality TV star Calum Best joined Lohan as she took a break from rehab at nearby Promises to party with members of her family and a few close friends.

The morning after the big bash, as Lohan returned to rehab, Best was spotted contemplating life and love at a home he's renting just two doors from the party venue.

The former model has been supporting Lohan since her rehab stint began last month (Jun07), and recently called his girlfriend "fantastic" in a magazine interview.

It's been a couple of days now, and we still can't get over how odd it is. Like, how are they friends? Seriously?

But it's nice balding boyfriend Calum Best thinks Lindsay is fantastic, isn't it? It'd be nicer if he thought she was fantastic the the point of keeping his cock in his pants when she's not about, but you win some, you lose some.

Here's the latest news hot off the Big Brother press, folks.

BIG BROTHER FLIPS!

NOMINATIONS & EVICTIONS REVERSED

Frustrated the Housemate you want nominated never gets picked? Screaming at the screen each Monday that you could do better? Well Big Brother has decided it's time Australia had that chance.

Next week Big Brother will reverse the nominations and evictions, giving the public another chance to nominate, but this time their votes will count for everything.

Unbeknownst to housemates they will in turn be given the power to evict.

The public votes will be the only nomination votes that will count for the week's nominations (9th July). The following eviction (15th July), housemates will have to choose which out of the nominated housemates they want evicted.

Each housemate is called into the diary room to name two nominees for eviction. i.e. Who do you evict for 2 points? Who do you evict for 1 point? The housemate with the most points will be evicted that night.

Hmmm... we wonder who the housemates will choose to ditch? We're gonna assume Michelle is on the way out this weekend, so who do you think'll be served a red card by their fellow housemates in a fortnight's time?

Over at news.com.au, the president of the Church of Scientology of Melbourne has penned a moving and thought provoking missive encouraging readers to reevaluate their views on Scientology.

Scientology has helped untold numbers of people to put their life back together and make a success of themselves when everything seemed to be stacked against them.

Scientology provides a practical methodology that can be applied to life.

Discrimination is ugly and is the root of all wars and inhumanity to man.

If I could give more money to Scientology I would, and so would many others.

Did Emmanuel Foundas take Speech Writing 101 with Lindsay Tanner, by any chance?

Sadly, it appears many of the comments left by news.com.au readers prove that the world is a cruel and ignorant place full of people who refuse to believe in a world ruled by strange alien spirits and Jenna Elfman.

Whoooooa dudes, I think our Thetan levels have just hit 'crap factor 5'. Wake up to yourselves people, have we become so apathetic and politically correct that we actually consider this 'CULT' a religion. Fair go my A$$! These people (especially those at the top)should be medicated and placed in permanent care until they stop ruining our society with their Sci-Fi money making bullcrap.
Posted by: Xer0 of Planet Earth 12:58pm today

Mr Tom Cruise seems to be a perfectly well-adjusted and rational person to me. I am sure the aliens he worships are providing him with excellent guidance.
Posted by: Believer of Inside the comet 12:53pm today

We really must go and do the IQ test down at Scientology HQ one day, you know.