When Drugged Up Stars Talk To Inanimate Objects (Part Whatever In An Ongoing Series)

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 11:42 PM on June 21, 2007

Hot on the heels of the weekend's revelation that the fat one from Westlife's ex-missus spent one particularly high night attempting to converse with a wooden horse comes news that Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie also has a history of nattering away at targets who are unable to run away. No, we don't mean Josh Duhamel.

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has admitted she was once so strung out on drugs she spent eight hours talking to a clothes hamper.

Paranoid, hallucinating and hooked on crystal methamphetamine she thought someone was hiding in her dirty-clothes bin.

She says: "I remember thinking somebody was inside of it, going to come and get me, so I was talking to the person who was crawling in the hamper.

"I was actually telling them that they were very rude, if you can believe that one!"

Last time we were hopped up on crystal meth, we spent three frustrating days debating Australian politics with a beanbag (who, to this day, we still suspect secretly voted Liberal during the 2001 election) so we can absolutely believe it, Fergie.

 

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