What’s Going On In Big Brother UK?

Big Brother fans will remember the joy last year of discovering we could watch the amazing series (featuring a house full of totally entertaining/occasionally insane folk including a Tourettes afflicted musician – he eventually won the series – and a spoiled and completely mental woman named Nikki) on YouTube.

If you missed Nikki’s brilliance, here’s a taste.

Anyway. Defamer Australia have a wonderful correspondent currently living in London who is sending us brilliantly succinct updates about the new series.

Enjoy the first of many missives from Will, Defamer Australia’s Official UK Correspondent.

The UK version of Big Brother just started and the house until Friday was a woman-only house! There are some old ladies in there too like 55 and 60 years old. The 55 year old is an old hippie who likes going on protests and wearing hemp and being a hardcore
leftie, and the 60 year old is a complete Tory and small business owner and very posh though I understand she has been weeing in the shower – to the nation’s disgust. For some reason the Tory woman has turned the leftie hippie woman into her bitch! I just don’t understand how this happened but to be frank I haven’t been watching very closely. There is also a dreadful late 30s woman with pink hair who is a tired looking raver-type, fat pants and all – she lists her occupation as ‘cleaner’ and claims to never have turned on a computer in her life.

So there you have it.