Whack-A-Grazer: Smash That Ex Right Out Of Your Hair

Realising that even a Daily Inspiration from Fran Drescher (”Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep,” counsels The Nanny, cryptically) and an online shopping spree for sassy “Wife Goes On” tanktops would probably not be enough to distract Gigi Levangie from the stress of today’s announcement about the end of her marriage to one of the most powerful men in Hollywood, the USA Network’s web team whipped up the therapeutic Whack-a-Grazer tool for their Starter Wife creator. With just a few mouse clicks, simulacra of her favorite Birkin bag, Motorola Razr, and Louboutin pumps would soon crash into the spikey-haired head of her virtual ex over and over again, speeding her on the path to marital catharsis.

• Whack An Ex [The Starter Wife]