We Think We Might Be Falling In Love With Zach The Intruder

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 5:50 PM on June 14, 2007

Could the latest flamboyant addition to the Big Brother compound get us hooked into the show again? All signs point to yes!

Zach's favourite pastime so far has been sitting on the couch and watching the male housemates in the gym.

The object of his attention has been Thomas, but he also made a pass at Billy and Zoran.

He described Thomas as "perfect" while watching him lift weights in the gym.

The pair had an early morning conversation on Monday in which Zach told him about his unlucky nature when it came to men.

On Sunday night Zoran asked Zach if he would repair a hole in the crutch of his pants.

"Ooh, you'll have to put them on and model them for me," Zach joked. Zoran seemed to find it hard to hide his horror.

Moments earlier Zach had offered to "lace up" Billy in a corset.

Zach to win!

 

Comments

surfer79

Posted June 15, 2007 12:40 PM

sorry Jess, i think he's a fuckwit!!!!

any bloke thaat turns up in the house wearing a corset!!!!!!!! wouldn't you have to say one of the worst fashion statements of the year.

kate

Posted June 15, 2007 4:09 PM

Zach won me over from the moment I saw him standing onstage in his lovingly handcrafted lilac ensemble, but I wasn't convinced to back him as a winner until I read this gem:

"Zach comes and looks through the window. He steams it up with his breath, draws a love heart and points to Billy."

How can we not send 55cents + standard mobile charges this mans way?

byron

Posted June 22, 2007 1:25 PM

Yeah. Desperate gay boys are so fucking appealing.
*throws food at you* (gently)
What a fucking disgrace. He's an embarrassment to the human race.
I'm gay.
He's GHEY.

DA: Desperate straight boys are also fucking appealing, just so you know.

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