Trade Roundup: Hollywood To Stabilise Middle East Through Theme Park Diplomacy

· Hollywood invades the Middle East! MGM partners with a Jordanian animation company on a 26-episode Pink Panther & Pals cartoon series, while Paramount plans to erect a theme park in Dubai that exploits properties like Top Gun, Titanic, Mission: Impossible, and many, many others. Visitors to the UAE park will be moved by an animatronic Effie’s emotional delivery of “I’m Telling You I’m Not Going” on Dreamgirls: The Ride. [Variety, Variety]
· Get excited: Legendary Pictures will pump $US1 billion into its co-financing and co-production deal with Warner Bros. Who can’t get psyched when multimedia conglomerates and financing entities hook up to minimise the financial risks of producing another overbudget Superman sequel? [THR]
· In the most hotly anticipated hosting announcement of the largely unwatched US summer TV season, Joey Fatone will oversee the smooth operation of NBC’s karaoke clusterfuck The Singing Bee. [Variety]
· Speaking of the summer TV wasteland, Fox wins the 18-49 demo with Top Chef: Shouty, Brain-Damaged Edition, while NBC fails to win behind a two-hour, all-Mark-Consuelos-hosted block of our new favorite shows, Kittens Vs. Cougars and the premiering Science Vs. Penis. [THR]
· Even with American Idol drawing tens of millions of teenagers away from their MySpaces twice a week, Fox’s median viewer age passed 40 for the first time last season. Expect some emergency counterprogramming in the form of the Wilmer Valderrama-hosted So You Think You Can Watch Our Channel, You Old Fuck? [Variety]