Tom Cruise Looking To Purchase A Large Number Of Athletic Men

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 3:55 PM on June 22, 2007

Operating Thetan Level VIII x a million Tom Cruise is apparently planning on purchasing Los Angeles soccer/football (we are trying to make everyone happy here, goddamn it) ensemble LA Galaxy, which just happens to be BFF David Beckham's new team.

Tom Cruise is reportedly launching a $100 million takeover bid of friend David Beckham's new soccer club. The Hollywood actor is a huge soccer fan and wants to give his financial backing to the Los Angeles Galaxy.

A source said: "To have Tom's backing would be amazing - there's no way Galaxy bosses would turn down that opportunity." Beckham signed for Galaxy this January on a reported $350 million five-year deal although he doesn't start playing for them until next month. Cruise watched Beckham at Real Madrid's home ground the Bernabeu on Sunday to see the Spanish team win the league title.

We are sure Tom will take a "hands on" management approach should his purchasing bid wind up being successful, and we've no doubt the team will be thrilled about the inclusion of regular e-metering during training sessions.

 

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