This is certainly the strangest news story of the day, don't you think?

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

When good friends go bad. Obviously when a chum of many years suddenly goes wank-crazy, one would be right to suspect drugs are somehow involved.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

Alright, he's high, he's wet... he's rolling around in your bed. Off-putting at the best of times.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

He returned to the bathroom for one more what? In any case, Kylie Wilson is quite right to feel surly towards the drug-addled freak wildly masturbating in front of her toddler.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

So she stabs him. Fair enough, all's fair in love and tossing etc.

But the truly incredible part of the tale?

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

We suppose if you've been stabbed twice during a self-pleasuring session, the least you can do is orgasm before you bleed to death.

 

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