Spice Girls Threat To Spice Up Our Lives May Finally Come To Pass

Oh, heavens be praised – the Spice Girls may head down under to perform their MASSIVE SETLIST OF HITS in front of Australian audiences!

The ’90s pop phenomenon are expected to announce plans at a press conference in London today for a whirlwind world reunion tour.

The reformation tour featuring all original five members – Geri Halliwell, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and Melanie Chisholm – will start in London in December.

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The band’s management has been pitching one or two Australian dates – in Melbourne and/or Sydney – to local promoters to take place after the Japanese shows in January or February.

It would be 10 years since the Spice Girls’ only Australian visit, in January 1998, for a promotion-only tour that saw them venturing to Highpoint for a screening of their movie Spice World.

Bring it, Spice bitches, we say. We’re positive we can get our grubby paws on a pair of offensively high platformed sneakers, and we may even pull out our Limited Edition Official Spice Girls Polaroid Camera for the affair!

We’d be good folk to put on the door list, promoters.

(winks in conspiratorial manner)

(slips five pound note in the post)