Our UK Correspondent Has Some Thoughts Regarding Ricki-Lee’s Defection From The Young Divas

Defamer Australia’s beloved UK Correspondent Will (we are currently awaiting his “latest report” which will be filled with hot pop tips and UK Big Brother anecdotes) has let rip on his personal blog about Ricki-Lee Coulter’s ditching of the powerful Young Divas supergroup in favour of focusing on her solo career.

The catalyst for his diatribe was not the official announcement of Ricki-Lee’s departure, but rather news that her first move as a solo “artiste” has been to sing with a cartoon character named Coco the cuckoo.

Marvel at his fury, as we did.

I was too upset when Ricki Lee resigned from the Young Divas to speak much about it, because I so desperately didn’t want it to be so, and I knew it would be coming sooner or later. Then I felt an odd, bitter feeling about how deluded she is to think she can have a solo career in Australia, and considered it to be broadly emblematic of most people’s inability JUST TO MAKE THE BEST OF SOMETHING MEDIOCRE WHICH IS ALL YOU WILL EVER HAVE IF YOU ARE TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST instead of constantly looking for something shinier and therefore better and with less Paulini involvement. We all have such wishes at times but don’t you think it’s a sign of maturity just to accept that life will never be the perfect Paulini-free tableau we believe we are entitled to and to just crack on and make the most of a fucking hilarious situation such as being placed in the cheapest but second most successful Australian girl band in history? Now you RIDICULOUS WOMAN, you have had to sing with a cartoon bird and it is very unlikely that this will have been a dignified experience for you.

You can see why we love him, can’t you? Read the rest of his spiel here.