Jones Boned!

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 1:13 PM on June 6, 2007

It seems that Alan Jones' special brand of prejudice and cock-knockery will no longer be required by Channel Nine's Today show, with the program (well, station bosses) choosing to stop broadcasting Jones' editorials as of mid-June.

The first swing of the axe by the Nine television network's new private-equity owners has fallen on Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones, a long-time Packer family ally, saving up to $100,000 a year.

Jones' 60 to 90 second editorial spot on Nine's morning news and chat show Today, which has been running for the past two decades, will end on June 15.

One less outlet for his spiteful idiocy! Our heart goes out to the close-minded, vitriolic little fucker.

 

Comments

bubblebunz

Posted June 7, 2007 2:03 AM

He should just get his own 3 minute show where he does nazi cock small talk for about two minutes. Then Howard and Rudd both come onto the set, kneel and kiss the ring and then give Jonesey a pedicure to close the show every morning.

JonSilk

Posted June 11, 2007 1:44 PM

Good thinking Bubblebunz, but one problem: and actual sighting of Jones'ring would kill me and most lesser viewers..

JohnSilk

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