BB Billy Has Become Billinda –> DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE?
There’s nothing like a dash of cross-dressing in the Dreamworld compound to get our attention. Or at least make us raise one eyebrow and go “Oh, real – oooh, look over there. Some paint drying. We’ll grab the popcorn if you can sort out the cushion and doona situation.”
In the Number 1 room, Billy has been christened “Billinda†and is getting in character, getting his nails done and talking about love. Daniela and Aleisha give him advice.
Everyone agrees Travis would have been hilarious in the role and Joel would have loved it.
“Big Brother better make this nail polish remover available, because I don’t want to leave on Sunday with my nails done,†Billy says in his girly voice.
Daniela admits she told Zoran and Joel that nail polish remover wouldn’t remove their polish and she thinks they believed her when she said it has to grow out.
Billy suggests waxing his legs. Aleisha tries to tell him that it will look ugly. The girls decide to put purple eyeshadow on him, as it will “go with†his shirt.
“Can I put something on him?†asks Travis.
Travis calls Billy “love†and “baby†as he applies makeup to his friend.
True or false – this year’s batch of housemates were actually selected by Dr Kevorkian in a nefarious attempt to euthanise the entire Channel Ten viewing public through boredom?
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I have the sneaking suspicion Defamer Australia doesn’t actually watch very much Big Brother…
Sure, we’ve got to the same lame arse bit that happens each season – most of the big characters have gone and the rest spend much of their time talking about how they can’t believe they’ve made it this far. But up until Emma left, it was the BB season that had it all (apart from fumbles under the sheets, and that’s only because the new Howard-friendly rules prohibit* the HMs from doing that).
The Daily Shows have been excellent. FNLs haven’t been bad; not quite enough goo and crazy costumes! Lil’ Sis on the website has been great. The worst bit of BB07 has been Up-Late, which couldn’t be arsed to show us the stuff they couldn’t on the PG Dailies, like TJ’s nudity strike.
…If you only read every fifth page of Lord of The Rings you won’t get a lot out of it!
* revealed by an evictee on Up-Late, who said the rules stated they had to keep their hands above the sheets when together in bed.