Aaron Jeffrey Discovers The Tits Are Better In New Zealand, Decides To Quit McLeod’s Daughters

Fans of McLeod’s Daughters should prepare themselves to lose the last remaining original cast member of the show. Aaron Jeffrey is skipping out in order to work on… oh, we can hardly bring ourselves to say this… to work on a New Zealand television production. Has he no sense of national pride? Is there some kind of telly-terrorism hotline number we can ring to report him?

Aaron Jeffery has spent more than six years playing Alex Ryan on McLeod’s Daughters but has left the show because he was exhausted and unhappy with the show’s direction.

“Unhappy with the show’s direction”, eh? Which, in light of his Logies speech, means only one thing. The “best boobs in the business” are heading rapidly southward and Aaron Jeffrey is simply not prepared to waste valuable ogling time pretending nothing’s changed on the set of the program.

While we realise Channel Nine is in the middle of some serious tightening of purses strings, we strongly urge them not to cut costs in the wardrobe department. Expensive can-tastic undergarments are an investment not an expense.