You Have Placed Graffiti In My House… OhhhAHHHHOOoohoooaaah!
In the ongoing list of people we’re glad we aren’t at the moment (Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan et all), we’ve just added Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox’s daughter Lola. You see, Lola decided to have a party and… well, things went out of control. Read for yourself.
A party hosted by Eurythmics singer Annie Lennox’s teenage daughter has reportedly left the pop star’s former marital home trashed after gatecrashers learnt of the bash via the internet.
The Daily Mail said Lennox’s 16-year-old daughter Lola emailed around 30 close school friends to say she was planning a get-together at her film producer father Uri Fruchtmann’s north London home while he was out of town.
Uh-oh. We see where this is going.
But word of the party spread like wildfire and eventually ended up on sites like MySpace, reported the paper, which did not include details of when the party occurred.Hundreds of people gatecrashed the event, the paper said, scribbling graffiti on the walls, breaking pictures, ripping apart books, fighting in the back yard and vomiting and urinating on the carpets in the same house Lennox shared with Fruchtmann during their 12-year marriage.
Now that’s what we call a knees up!
“At first it was just lamps being knocked over and drinks being spilled,” an unnamed friend of the family was quoted as saying in the Mail.
“But as things got worse people were urinating on the carpet in the corner of the living room, then there was graffiti being scrawled on and even etched into the walls, pictures were being taken down and damaged, CDs went missing, books were taken off bookshelves and pages were inexplicably ripped out.
“Lola’s friends were totally outnumbered and the gatecrashers would not leave. The front door was locked shut to make sure no one else could get in, but the ones outside actually rammed it in, breaking its hinges.
“There was a fight in the garden, someone had deliberately filled the sink with detergent and let it run over so it flood the place. There was vomit on the stairs, and cigarette burns on the carpets, cans and bottles strewn inside and out. The place was a like a bombsite.”
Eventually police were called in to bring the situation under control, the paper said.
Unsurprising, the report ends with the news Lola “was grounded by her parents for an indefinite period”.
PS: In case you think we’re gone completely mental, the headline is a rather poorly executed reference to the song below.
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Imagine if it had been Madonna’s Lola. The kid would be hung by now.